just call me maDAMN

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

9:36am on 23/7/2014196,207 notes    via parasailin-sarahpalin    (source: 1vm)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

7:12am on 23/7/2014155,391 notes    via sandorclegane    (source: kiransingh)

jaclynxhyde:

glittrtits:

coolator:

jurassic park from the raptors’ perspective 

god i love dinosaurs

precious

4:48am on 23/7/201411,586 notes    via sandorclegane    (source: coolator)

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

#omg
2:24am on 23/7/2014183,845 notes    via tom-bass    (source: theamericankid)

foxmouth:

Landscapes, 2014 | by Anthony Samaniego
9:36pm on 22/7/2014137,257 notes    via beeryonce-knowles    (source: foxmouth)
#ahaha
4:48pm on 22/7/201444,341 notes    via sandorclegane    (source: doyouthinklisazemoishot)

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

image

2:24pm on 22/7/2014189,014 notes    via sandorclegane    (source: quackenbuschlight)
12:00pm on 22/7/201465,334 notes    via formofnostalgia    (source: with-grace-and-guts)